I just googled St Georges’ day and look what I stumbled across, The most unhappy man in a costume.
It reminds me of when I offered to do a charitable fancy dress and ended up in a restaurant dressed as Douglas, (the Lurpak butter man!) on my 18th birthday, complete with fat suit. It was incredibly uncomfortable and the head was unfortunately deceiving in weight. So when I laughed and threw my head back, I accidently went too far and headbutted the wife (of the MD of Lurpak.)